Job interviews are basically just people seeing if you’re cool enough to join their club
(via harmony-is-happiness)
Hire Very Good Building Company for your construction needs. Or do not, I am not a beggar
(via winterdyldo)
Soldier 76: *gets nanoboosted* Alright, get out of my-
Tracer: *jumping up and down* Say the thing, say the thing!
Soldier 76: *sighs*
Soldier 76: *deadpan* Move I’m gay.
Tracer: WOO-HOO!
Ana: *thumbs-up*
Soldier 76: *acts annoyed but is secretly smirking as he mows down enemies*
(via winterdyldo)
So I was reading one of the SU Graphic Novels and I noticed…
The hose isn’t even connected. Lapis is giving it water.
These two are an absolute fucking unit. They truly are a dream team. I love them
(via the-strawberry-jam)